pros of dating me:
- im sweet
- i will cuddle with you whenever you want
- my butt looks great all the time
- love videogames
cons of dating me:
- im a meme loving fuck
You know when you’re little spoon and sleeping with someone and you wake up a little and scoot your butt and back towards them and they just so happen to be awake too and pull you in closer and you fall back asleep? Yeah. That.
A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”
Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”
human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors
WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.
This is approximately when Stitch realized he wanted a family (◕‿◕✿)
sick pic of us killin it
when will tumblr stop romanticising me being forced out into the fukinf freezing cold for 45 mins to take pics of my dear pals kissing by a vacuum cleaner shop this is unacceptable behaviour #end3rdwheelphotography2k14